But I actually really like starting the day very peaceful, brief conversation, see what shes doing. I wont say they were a racist organization, but they didnt have a single Black member until George Floyd died, Carmichael said bluntly to scattered, nervous laughter. Hes such a performer. You had not yet arrived but your picture was up alongside a bunch of other people who were going to be appearing in the movie. Theyre gonna fire me? You get to know where you are in context of your world pretty quickly. To provide the best experiences, we use technologies like cookies to store and/or access device information. Jerrod Carmichael: You know, finish line. Certain nights, you can kind of catch up but Ill read until 4 or 5 in the morning. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, exactly. Jerrod Carmichael: I just wanted to experience the rain. Why am I here on the stage with you guys tonight? Tim Ferriss: Thats a good point. So much going on in Los Angeles today. My childhood was just asking a lot of questions, really curious about everything and a family that allowed room for that. I took this job assuming they hadnt changed at all. Lisa was saying were going to go dancing, and I was like, really? Jerrod Carmichael: Discover the Power Within You. Im sure a lot of people have read it. And I hope we have some fun tonight. The Tim Ferriss Show is one of the most popular podcasts in the world with more than 900 million downloads. , And she said, Boy, if you dont put on a good suit and take the white people money . Come on, man. Jerrod Carmichael Family He was born to his loving parents in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, in the United States. I saw her and it was like yeah, she had really milky skin. Sure. Carmichael also made a splash in April when he hosted Saturday Night Live. We were in South by. Jerrod Carmichael: 8. Im a little over time, but they figured it out, Im sure. So even just like, I dont know, the worst thing is just like looking for it; looking for advice. To listen to any of the past episodes for free, check out this page. Like right after this, Ill go meet up with him and well go write and we enjoy it. Im unfireable.. Tim Ferriss: Can you give any examples, like past or present? You know, like we had fun. Thats just bad grammar. You might want to apply logic to your dreams and beliefs. Tim Ferriss: Alright. Jerrod Carmichael: When youre at the bottom of a well, and everyone looks in. It marks Carmichael's third HBO stand-up comedy special, having made his HBO debut in 2014 with Jerrod Carmichael: Love at the Store. "The more honest I am, the freer I am," he says. I think I ignore more things than a lot of comedians. Jerrod Carmichael: Choosing the right friends; choosing the right people to be around that will spark certain things within you, and knowing how you can use each other and how you can contribute to each others lives. Oh, my God, it could have ended horribly, Tim. Jerrod Carmichael: Oh, thats the only way to watch it. Tim Ferriss: You mentioned books. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, on Saturday night, my entire Saturday, I dont go out, really. I like the restaurant and I like everything to kind of move efficiently. you see someone, they do a set and they just bomb, and theyre new, and they come off and you can tell that theyre totally demoralized. We cut for time but Jamar Neighbors, who is this hilarious guy, my best friend, went up before me. Its like a retired merry-go-round horse. One of my best friends, Ari, we both have such small social lives; virtually nonexistent social lives that it just works. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah. For people listening who say yes, I want to learn more about this, is there some recommendation, or an exercise, or an action step, or something I should do more of or less of? Jerrod Carmichael: Because I was walking in LA; you shouldnt do it. Sure, sure, sure. People in the back, lets be a little quiet here. People that I admire, people that I would like to be like, people that Im jealous of, and people that are actually really incredible artists. You said this has been your default lunch, or? You can always de-fuck the script later. Now hes got a kid. I was like, Woah. You know? I went bowling the other night, and at first we were kind of playing around and then my friend started bowling a little bit better, and I was like, Im going to start bowling a little bit better. This year's Golden Globes host, Jerrod Carmichael, garnered gasps when he mentioned Whitney Houston 's death during the show -- something the estate was equally . Tim Ferriss: To achieve that state of zero fear, Im sure repetition has a lot to do with it but lets say before your special, the first special, what did you say to yourself before getting on stage? I wanted it to go past jokes; I didnt want to just tell you jokes. Or my sister, as well. Jerrod Carmichael: Focus on something else. Its so rare that I go out. The Tim Ferriss Show Transcripts: Krista Tippett (#223). Jerrod Carmichael: Its both emotional and logical to me. It worked in any place that I went. I dont know. I don't really need to hear it," he said. I was working at a shoe store and just not really doing anything. I wish I knew the author. This episode features one of my favorite comedians of all time, and he is a young fellow, Jerrod Carmichael. Documentary is written down, so I wanted it to be a documentary. Because we all have a million plus thoughts a day. Jerrod Carmichael: Literally loitering outside of a movie theater. Jerrod Carmichael: Not really. So its not the typical fast cut, 18-year-old making videos for 12-year-olds set up. [22] Two days after the release of Rothaniel, Carmichael hosted Saturday Night Live for the first time. A lot of times comedians get frustrated with certain things but thats part of any business; understanding business to a certain extent is really important. For the next hour, no exaggeration, I debated like 23 other students on why this man deserved to commit a crime. If you settle down a little bit, Ill tell you whats been going on. Dont get me wrong; we like new experiences and we like having fun. I kind of have a similar demeanor. The technical storage or access is required to create user profiles to send advertising, or to track the user on a website or across several websites for similar marketing purposes. Can you tell us about this? Its so good. Hes the Tupac of comedy; every list. Tim Ferriss: He walked me through and hes like: yeah, and heres the table; you see all the scratch marks from razor blades? I was just doing a soliloquy up there; it wasnt comedy. Jerrod Carmichael: It was raining and I had two hours free. I was on the set because I was going to be interviewing Evan Goldberg and Seth Rogen. Tim Ferriss: Hes a prolific generator of ideas. You know, like everything, like the type of cigarette they smoked; every detail is really important to them. Yeah, this is genuinely hard. Youre being asked to host this show because youre charming. He said, Youre being asked to host this show because you are one of the greatest comedians of a generation., But Stephens Black, so what does he know? So this guy is going nowhere as up, as far as I can tell. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, the distractions of life. I dont sleep a lot. Here's a transcript of Carmichael's full monologue: Settle, settle, settle, settle, settle. "I. He said, Who thinks the crime wasnt justified? And everyone in the class except me raised their hand. Tim Ferriss: I had my first-ever walkthrough tour of the Comedy Store by Bryan Callen awhile back. Jerrod Carmichael: They gave me a lot of freedom, and especially in this neighborhood. I didnt make it to the final round, mind you, thank God. Were you waiting for someone? Tim Ferriss: Well, especially if youve chosen to put yourself in a place like LA. Meaning you didnt want to do it where you didnt feel the scene was strong? Where: Berkeley Rep's Peet's Theatre, 2025 Addison St., Berkeley. He has beautiful Black eyes that attract the viewer's attention. Tim Ferriss: Theyll Google and how the hell did you [inaudible] this podcast. And if something is off, if its just not right, then somethings going to go wrong. Even when he lost . I should have been asleep but I was like oh, its raining. You are welcome to share the below transcript (up to 500 words but not more) in media articles (e.g., The New York Times, LA Times, The Guardian), on your personal website, in a non-commercial article or blog post (e.g., Medium), and/or on a personal social media account for non-commercial purposes, provided that you include attribution to The Tim Ferriss Show and link back to the tim.blog/podcast URL. It may or may not have been the case that I had one or two glasses of wine. Tim Ferriss: Your onstage persona seems, and maybe this will sound strange, a little darker than your in real life persona. Rich Polk / NBC / Getty Images Golden Globes host Jarrod Carmichael took aim at Scientology on Tuesday night. Tim Ferriss: I feel like Ive been cheated on by Evan. Jerrod Carmichael: No, I started comedy in LA. So just try and contribute. So we read an article; I dont know specifically what it was about but it was a guy who committed a crime and we were deciding whether or not it was justified. Ive never been a guy ho got into novels, and were talking about science fiction. 2023 TIME USA, LLC. They were excited. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah. I moved first, and then did comedy. Hes got a million things going. Jerrod Carmichael: Really the two first career goals I remember, I wrote down that I wanted my first time doing standup on television to be HBO, and I wanted a show on NBC. Jerrod Carmichael: Me, the kids in the neighborhood, my family, everyones involved. And I called Stephen back and I said, Im happy to do this, and I was really proud of that decision until I got an email from my publicist saying that Helen, the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Assn., wanted to have a one-on-one sit-down with me. Jerrod Carmichael: Exactly. 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