Major Payne: Major Payne reporting for duty, SIR! Major Payne: Used to be Samson, now I'm Ann. *laughs through his horn once more*, Stretch:*stretches his arms wide, then back*"We aren't gonna make it! Emily: I don't call it babying, I call it nurturing. I figure if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they would've issued me one." You've only been out one week. *we see shadows of the cars with people talking, then a person closing blinds, and people eating a meal* "And so other fine people could sleep comfortably, and so other fine people in the dining car can eat. " Cadet Alex Stone, "Hello, cue balls! ), Big Wolf: "Turn back! One project diesel engine #6250, bring it back to life and you have $200 engine. I thought I could." Chugga chugga chugga CHOO CHOO. [The entire drug cartel surrenders to Major Payne]. I can barely do it. " Emily Walburn, "Fighting is no longer being done out on the battlefields. | Source: Amodays, "Cadets, I'm pleased to announce the top two rated squads that will compete for first and second place in the Parade Drill CompetitionWellington Academy and Madison Academy." ), Pete: "Careful, kid. This tale of the little engine who cheers herself on in order to rescue a heavy train remains a bestseller almost a century after publication. Book Synopsis . | Source: Amodays, "Oh, thank you. Major Benson Winifred Payne: Be advised, ladies, we are going to WIN the Virginia Military Games this year! *With a tear flowing down the right side of her face*, (Cut to: Jill and Eric's house, front yard), Jill: "Are you still dreaming? Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. Maybe no one's responsible. Don't you watch Oprah? . Cadet Williams: Butt's so tight he can't pass gas! Major Payne: Want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that arm? Know this, killing is my business, ladies, and business is good! However, a loose boulder flows toward the bridge. A trained killing machine who seems to truly love his work, Major Payne (Wayans) is let go by the army and hired by Madison Academy to whip their junior R.O.T.C. Quitters never, uh Well, they-they don't win! Did I know or what? Major Payne, "I see what we have here is a failure to communicate. Sorry. Major Payne, "Major Payne, what are you doing here? Do you know why you're here? And I said, Bubba, its 30 miles to the nearest town, and unless you can flip upside down walk on your hands you aint gonna make it. All of the sudden, Charlie was all over the place. Unity, turdsthat is the key word in 'UNIT,' without the 'Y! Georgia is surprised. The Little Engine That Could. (Tillie nods), Tower: (shouts) "NEVER, NIX! Three! Who's responsible? Major Payne (1995) "Bad To The Bone" by George Thorogood and the Destroyers Now on the day I was born The nurses all gathered round And they gazed in wide wonder At the joy they had found The head nurse spoke up Said leave this one alone She could tell right away That I was bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad If so, you may be dealing with haters. ", Tower: *pointing to a passenger train nearby* "You take that passenger train over the mountain to the town! His mission was to take some AK47s and a nuclear payload across the mountains to the 22nd battallion. What do you mean "real engines"?!" Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "From my heart, left ventricle; took it out myself with a field knife." Payne tells Tiger his version of "The Little Engine that Could", and we understand why he is the way he is because a fellow squad member was nearly killed when they were outnumbered by the enemy during a battle. November! Major Payne: Here I got somethin' for ya. Major Payne: Know this, pukes: We are going to win the Virginia Military Games this year! TO WORK! ", Tillie: *smiles* "Chip, have you been eaten those green worms again? Georgia then brakes to a stop, as her bonnetfalls down in front of her face. Emily: And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, edictorial, ego maniacal, frigid lunatic A**HOLE! Read it. Whether he is rapping or speaking during interviews, J Cole oozes authenticity and success. Listed on Dec 13, 2022 ", Georgia: "Oh, happy day! I suggest we get this party started. The striking themes in the movie are loyalty, the essence of teamwork, persistence in hope, wearing a cheerful demeanor even in the most challenging times, having self-confidence, striving for personal improvement, and being prepared to make lemonade out of the lemons handed out by life. Dr. Phillips: The green boys they wear those green 'tings. His laugh : Aaaaaaaa!!!.Hey.Aaaaaaa!! Nike is legendary, both as a brand and in its marketing. Ladies and gentlemen, Madison Preparatory School. more (cuts to people working in a newspaper press making the papers, then the newspapers being processed) "It'll make books and newspapers for grown ups to read about important things." I said hold it, or I'll break it off and kick it around on the ground. ! Die pig die.youll never take Major Benson Winniford Payne alive. ), (Tower ignores him as Georgia pulls up to him. Relax. I figure if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they would've issued me one.". not even when they climbed aboard the train and Gouged out the eyes of the conductor, blood and snot drippin out his eye sockets. Cadet Williams: Payne's not here, he's in our a**! Major Payne: You like the way I handled them white folks back there? [Payne has fired rounds from his pistol that gets the cadets' attention.]. There's nobody left. Marillion est un groupe de rock no-progressif britannique, originaire d'Aylesbury, en Angleterre.Fer de lance du renouveau du rock progressif, il est form en 1979 sous le nom de Silmarillion nom emprunt un roman de J. R. R. Tolkien, auteur du Seigneur des anneaux.Le nom est vite raccourci Marillion, tandis que le groupe s'loigne peu peu de toute rfrence folklorique . Don't you ever make jokes about me behind my back or else I'll stomp you into the ground. It's a totally formulaic comedy about a bunch of misfit kids who turn into a crack squad of skillfully disciplined ROTC cadets, but Damon Wayans is spot-on hilarious in the title role as the hardened military bulldog who whips the little slackers into shape. The Little Engine That Could (Hardcover) Published 1976 by Golden Press. Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Oh, thank you. Major Payne:[Lowering his pistol] I see what we have here is a failure to communicate. Major Payne: He makes us squat when we piss. Back in his book, the pictures show Tillie's challenges earlier that evening. I just can't believe you really believe that. It could be a setback in work, love life, or family, but when there is life, there is hope. ", Tower: "You really wanna do this, don't ya, kid?" ", Grumpella: (complaining) "I knew it, I knew it! I've never seen Major Payne, but my friend sent me a link to that scene on Youtube and it brightened my day. Don't all run at once. I want you to read this book. ", (The toys turn to Tillie, who has just pulled up with Chip perched on her headlight. Look at them, these animals are so pathetic that even their own commander didn't even show up. What beanstalk you fall from? STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Major Payne: Ain't no need for name calling. ", (Tillie pulls Pete up to Tower and leaves. Major Payne: Now you might feel a little pressure. Im ust a bald son of a b*tch without hair. ), Grumpella: (annoyed) "Oh, great! '" Major Payne, "Come on, he can't do this, leave him alone. He is the author of a childrens book series entitled Nightmare Academy. Perky feels the shock of the impact, and Tillie is forced to chug faster to get the Birthday Train out of here, but she feels the weight pull her backwards. 24. ", Tillie: *whispers* "Shh! *BAM**BAM**BAM*. The Little Engine That Could by Watty Piper Focus Story: The Easy To Read Little Engine That Could by Watty Piper Companion Stories : Clickety Clack by Rob and Amy Spence Freight Train by Donald Crews Day 1 Old Favorites: Reread charts/poems from previous stories. he was chuggin his way across the enemy line. that could Kill a murder mystery for eight. Remember, the moment you stop learning or improving is when you die. Major Payne's setback was enough to cripple him, but it did not. *turns to Tillie* "Don't you worry, Tillie. Three catalogs 2016-17, Lionel & American Flyer. Subscribe if you like this story and want to receive our top stories! ", Grumpella: *Gets in his face* "There won't! Tillie feels exhausted, but she can't stop now. [The Lt. Col. put his hands in his face in embarrassment, as he had hope to have disqualified Madison for the brawl with Wellington and was stopped by Major Payne]. Major Payne, "Major Payne reporting for duty, Sir!" Here are 40 memorable quotes from the award-winning novel. ", (Rollo walks past Grumpella, who face palms while Rollo trips and falls with a grunt. My name is Major Benson Winniford Payne and as of 0800 I am replacing Major Frankford as your commanding officer. ", Tillie: "I think I can, I think I can, i think I can, I think I can", Rollo: [singing]"When your feet are dragging on the ground,, Stand up and face whatever you're afraid of. November! The Little Engine That Could (A Bedtime Story) by Major Payne Sticker Designed and sold by MrTWilson $2.68 $2.01 when you buy 4+ $1.34 when you buy 10+ Finish Matte Size Small (3 x 3.9 in) View size guide Add to cart Returns are free and easy Exchange or money back guarantee for all orders Learn more MrTWilson Cardiff, United Kingdom Follow (then shows a pic of Pete on a newspaper cover) "I'm a very important engine" (flashback ends) "And I don't pull the likes of you. [Major Payne has captured a South American drug lord and is holding a gun to his head. Quotes Keren. Do not attempt to valid my authority! | Source: Amodays, "You hold it, or else I'll break it off and kick it around on the ground! Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie? Made by movie fans, for movie fans. Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. ", (The opening credits roll as the camera flies down from the house to the railroad.
just as the little engine was makin his way 'cross the tressa BOOM! You've killed them all. Is your self-esteem taking a dip? You'll get a train of your own someday." | Source: Amodays, "He's a little upset about this morning. Cadet Williams: Break it on down! Emily: Excuse me, what did you say? And it was worth it! General Decker: The promotion board report came out last week. (She leaves to collect the Birthday Train. Emily: Really? Major Payne's Bedtime Story. I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can! You will note my emphasis on the word WIN: Whisky! Major Payne: Killing is my business, and business is GOOOOOOOD! Basic man is cutting you discharge orders right now. ", Georgia: "Yeah! Surely there must be somebody left who needs some killing, or some killing done for them. Major Payne, "That's not enough. how do you top a comeback like this? Use these activities to help your class get on board the locomotion commotion! [The entire students of Madison Preparatory School are seen laughing at the Madison Corps running in dresses as a form of punishment for trying to get Payne fired and charged as a child molester.]. Major Payne: Maybe what he need is for you to pop your titty out his mouth and let the boy grow up. ), Grumpbella: "Ok, I'm coming!" | Source: Amodays, "I don't call it babying, I call it nurturing." Major Payne: One! From this day forward, your sorry asses belong to me. To help us do this, here are 20 quotes on fire to ignite our potential. Wellington Academy and Madison Academy. " Major Payne, "Do you really think this is the best way to gain the respect and admiration of these young men?" You have graduated to maggots! *Uncouples from Farnsworth*, Tower: *looks at Tillie* "Stop squabbling! Tower (The Little Engine That Could 1991), Little Engine That Could movie characters. " Major Payne, "Excuse me, what did you say? ", (Tillie lands back on the rails with a clang, almost waking up Tower. He was chuggin' his way across the enemy line. Relax, it's just a dummy grenade.". (in thier faces) "NO, NO,NO!!! ", Rollo: "I didn't think he was the right one for us anyway." I don't wanna wake him up! ), Tillie: [chanting] "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can. Don't bust a boiler. The Little Engine That Could is a classic tale of a determined railroad engine that, despite its small size, triumphantly pulls a train full of toys to the waiting children on the other side of a mountain. Pc Case Gear Competition, Cadets: I'm a bald-headed son of a b*tch without hair. That's when her challenges begin during the adventure. ", (Cut to Farnsworth riding along the tracks on his way back to the roundhouse, until Rollo steps on the track waving a red flag. The Little Rascals! [Alex's stepdad leaves in humiliation. The Song of Achilles, Madeline Millers adaptation of Homers Iliad is a 2011 novel based on Achilles and his relationship with Patroclus. I was told you were away on an important assignment." I have eight weeks to turn you gaggling maggots into a well-disciplined unit. THE LITTLE ENGINE IS NOW AVAILABLE AS AN ABRIDGED EDITION FOR LITTLE HANDS--THE ALL-TIME CLASSIC, RE-ILLUSTRATED BY THE CREATOR OF OTIS!. [The students continue laughing at the Madison Corps whom are running around in dresses. "We need to have 50% of soft. What are the boys doing in those dresses?" Amodays' stories give meaning and direction to anyone who needs it. We're never gonna get over the mountain, I knew it! [Tiger excitedly runs out into the hallway and looks at Emily]. Let's go! Major Payne: General, are you telling me that in this man's military is there no room for trained weapon of destruction? Emily:[angry] I thought we had a little talk about this kind of negative re-enforcement. I oughta change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne. ", (The scene shifts to Georgia climbing up a hill and makes it to the top. The Little Engine that could, Told by Major Payne. At 12/29/09 07:25 PM, FunnyStuff707 wrote: At 12/29/09 11:03 PM, sumidiotdude wrote. Rate this book. Major Payne: What happened? The last car and its load fall into the river below, while Perky climbs aboard their car alive. A large icicle hits near the tracks, almost destroying the train. its sad that children like you are "our" future. Cadet Alex Stone, Major Payne's quote: "Fighting is no longer being done out on the battlefields. that didn't stop the little engine that could. If he's still in there, he ain't happy! ), Tower: *points to the roundhouse* "TO WORK! YOU'LL BNEVER TAKE MAJOR VINCENT WINIFRED PAYNE ALIVE!!!! [[Category:Script error: No such module "pagetype".s with short description]]Expression error: Unexpected < operator. purchase. ", Georgia: "Settle down, girl. Major Payne: You're still a sh*t sandwich. " Cadet Williams, "The ABC's of being a positive male role model? His mission was to take some AK47s and a nuclear payload across the mountains to the 22nd battallion. Product Details About the Author Product Details About the Author " Major Payne, Related: These 125 Self-Worth Quotes Will Remind You of Your Worth and Value, "Let me be more directthey hate you." The Little Engine That Could The Little Engine That Could is an American folktale (existing in the form of several illustrated children's books and films) that became widely known in the United States after publication in 1930 by Platt & Munk. Major Payne, Cadet Alex Stone's quote: "Come on, guys. Ain't you never been married? ", (The toys sadly follow her lead, until Rollo catches up to them to raise their spirits. What? Do you feel like there is too much going on in your life? We are going to win the Virginia Military Games this year! ", Doc: "There's no time to lose!" Col. Braggart: Cadets I'm pleased to announce the top two rated squads that will compete for first and second place in the Parade Drill Competition. Let's face facts here: You don't watch a movie like Major Payne for its artistic merit any more than you'd watch Schindler's List for its comedy. | Source: Amodays, "I'm surprised, you ain't dropped 'bout 12 puppies by now. I wanted children, he didn't. (blows her whistle loudly to wake him up), Chip: "YOW!" Suddenly, Georgia gets a hitch in her chug, forcing her to switch to a tunnel, passing a red sign. *a puff of smoke comes out of her funnel*, Doc: "Hmmm, well, you'll be alright, it's just a bent sponger monger, but there won't be any mountain climbing for a few days. Major Payne: Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID! November! ", Perky: "Well, he's not the only engine in the world. A-hee hee hee! I especially loved the part where he killed the boogieman in the closet with his sidearm. 32 pages. Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie? The story is used to teach children the value of optimism and hard work. Farnsworth and Pete will be along soon enough. ", (The giraffes prove her wrong as they pull their necks down, walk in the car, and stretch their necks up through the sun roof. ", (The camera fades in on Rollo calling out to Georgia.
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